Thursday, April 16, 2020

Testing, testing...sibilance

It's like sand in one hand you can't hold for long
Like scheming on a plan that goes all wrong
It's like fudge and caramel they're not the same
And it's a shame all you talk is game

~~ "Just A Test" - by Beastie Boys

A couple, both nurses, fighting together to help others
Apparently, the Coronavirus Task Force has come up with a plan at the so-called "president's" behest called the Opening Up America Again plan. I would propose we call it the Opening Up America's Legs Again plan. Just relax and enjoy it, okay? 

I shouldn't be too sarcastic, but hey, it's what I do. It's actually a fairly good plan, from what I can tell, that is based on decent medical input from the healthcare experts on the panel. (With all due respect—and I mean that quite literally—Mr. "President," fuck your gut feelings.)

A friend asked me the other day if it was reasonable to reopen the economy as soon as the idiot wants it. I responded, "Absolutely not. Not yet." The plan hinges upon widespread testing, both diagnostic and serological, to see if people have an active infection or have had it and have antibodies to it. This is necessary. Neither test is widespread at the moment. The idiot loves to say that we've done more tests than any country in the world, but the truth is that we have tested about 1% of our population. That's ONE percent. People with mild symptoms still cannot get tested.

We are not at the capacity for testing that we need. We are short of test kits, reagents, instruments, and personnel to do the tests. We are short of Personal Protective Equipment that protects all healthcare workers. We are even short of the swabs and transport media with which the specimen is taken. 

Of course, we all know that we need to get people back to work. This is devastating for millions of people, in our own country and around the world. But at what price when it comes to mortality? We've got people like Indiana representative (not mine, thank science) Trey Hollingsworth and notorious quack Dr. Oz talking about acceptable levels of mortality...that it's okay to get people back to work and kids back to school if the death rate from the premature opening stays at a certain low percentage. 

How utterly vile. (Hey, Dr. Oz...you might want to revisit the Hippocratic Oath you took. Fucker.)

One of the best journalists I've seen lately writing on the pandemic is the science writer for The Atlantic, Ed Yong. Be sure to read his article "Our Pandemic Summer," in which he writes about the steps that need to be taken in order to get us up and running again. Short answer: things are going to be weird for some time. We're talking months, if not years. Widespread testing is the first step and we simply don't have that yet. We just don't. Large crowds will be verboten for some time, at least until we get a vaccine. We need to understand this reality because it is ours and reality is non-negotiable. 

Then we've got idiots in Michigan—just a few miles away from us, and with one of the highest case rates in the country—bitching about travel restrictions and gathering to protest their Governor's draconian edicts. Gathering with their guns and no masks and I seriously hope they all infect each other. 

We are nowhere near the point we need to be with testing. Get ready for a weird summer and more cases in the fall. 

Reality.




1 comment:

  1. ...Beth Anne... you are KILLING ME... not with your well-written and thoughtful entry but your music selection..! This woke memories of still being a pretty good fighter, hanging out with KT's Mom and just being care-free..!

    Back to the post... man, in fiction I always marveled at how the crowds would turn and follow bad advice at the expense of the more difficult but maybe better road... this is like one of them from the Stand... I cannot believe how many people are willing to sacrifice themselves for a system that thrives on their physical sacrifice... and now is asking for their very lives..!

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