Friday, February 6, 2009

Amok Time


COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. -- A surveillance picture released by police Wednesday afternoon shows a man armed with what appears to be a small Klingon sword, holding up a 7-Eleven convenience store.

Okay...this cracked me up.

You all know how much I love "Star Trek." But even I don't have a Klingon sword laying around! (Although I do have a cute little tribble.) I suppose the guy was just sitting around, thinking...

How am I going to get my next score? That little prick Eddie owes me money, but I know he ain't got it, either. Hell, I guess I'll have to rob some joint. That 7-11 down the street will work. No gun, though...maybe I can carve one...or just hold my fingers in my pocket and pretend...HEY! I forgot about my Klingon sword! That thing is AWESOME, and really mean-lookin', y'know? Yeah, that's what I'll use!

Wow. Now what I'd really like to see is someone rob a place using a phaser. "This baby ain't set on STUN, y'know! Now hand over the cash!"

Thanks for the tip, Joann! It started my day off with a smile!

Also a big thanks to Milwaukee Dan #2, the chief cook and bottle washer at The Wisdom of a Distracted Mind. He asked me to make a guest entry, and considering that I think he's one of the finest writers I've come across here, I was very flattered. Thank you, Dan...thank you verra much.

11 comments:

  1. How funny and very creative. The things some people will use to get what they want. I have something for you over at my reads. Take care and enjoy your Friday,
    Katie

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  2. It's amazing just how dumb criminals get - this is up there with the burglar who broke into a store through the roof, couldn't get back out, called 911 & told the police dispatcher he was a burglar & where he was. When police arrived, he was still standing there on the phone.

    I always love dumb criminal stories! Thanks for sharing.

    Dirk
    http://tsalagiman2.blogspot.com/

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  3. I believe that is one of the silliest things I have ever saw!!

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  4. That is so funny ~ loved your conversation :o) Ally x

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  5. What kind of T'klogh brings a batleth to a phaser fight?

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  6. couldve been worse.he could have been a star wars fan.imagine using a light sabre.lol tc beth love mort xxxx

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  7. he is lucky the clerk didnt get all star wars on his ass and go after him with a light sabre.

    xxalainaxx

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  8. I totally cracked up with "That little prick Eddie owes me money". Nearly fell off my chair. LOL

    Hugs, Rose

    Great Entry!

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  9. You always make me think. I had to Google "klingon sword" to see what one looks like. Thanks for once again improving my knowledge of the world. :-)

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  10. Dan's comment is almost as funny as the entry :o)

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  11. I just KNEW you'd love that, and I can always count on you for a good crack-me-up entry!!!

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