Friday, December 19, 2008

The return of my Secret Admirer

Well, my clever plan backfired. Early next week, Ken has to work a couple of night shifts, so I thought I'd try to transition into staying up late and sleeping late, so that we're a little closer in our schedules. The staying up late part was no problem for this night owl gal (I think I was up until 4:30 or so), but the sleeping late part was. I've been getting up earlier anyway, and this morning I was startled awake by thunder and lightning. Yes, in December, in Indiana. It looks like in the Nutwood area we got freezing rain rather than snow. It doesn't look too bad, though, with just a light coating on the trees and on the deck, and it seems to be changing over to just rain. I'm not sure what tonight will bring, but I hope it doesn't make it bad for Ken getting home. In the meantime, Sheeba and I are snugs as bugs!

Hey everybody, looky-look-look-look who's back!

Anonymous said...

hehe...funny you should mention that. you know, there are some seemingly "normal" bloggers out there and then there are those 'bat-shit crazy' (whateverthehellthatis)ones. so sweet and nice on the surface, but look out! it's so sticky sweet it's sick! oh, sorry, sounds like some nuttywood jun....oh nevermind.


O Anon, Anon...I've missed you so. Your wit ("Nuttywood"--that's a play on Nutwood, right? Very clever!), your way with words, the charming way you start to say something, then like a shy flower, you hold your words, teasing me with the promise of thoughts unspoken.

I've missed you the way the parched ground misses the replenishing rains; I've missed you the way the still and silent forest misses the call of the whippoorwill; I've missed you as if I were a Shasta daisy on a dark and dreary day, craving the kiss of the summer sun.

A day without you is as painful as having a massive cold sore on the day you're getting your driver's license renewed, knowing that you'll see that cold sore for the next four freakin' years. Your absence is as hurtful as being told that Michael Bolton and Celine Dion are giving a Christmas concert together and your attendance is mandatory. Not having you around has been heart-wrenching, the way watching a 24-hour marathon of "Diff'rent Strokes" would tear at my heart...Nay! My very soul. You want to leave me? Watchoo talkin' 'bout, Anon?!

Although as Mark wrote, it is flattering to know that you care about me so much. He sees your affection for me. It's been a while, but you couldn't stay away. It gives me great hope to know that there is something about me that draws you...that even if you're gone for a while, you'll be back. If I didn't believe that, I...I...I'm not sure I could go on.

Okay, I'm done. I hope you all don't mind that I addressed my dear Anon in this public forum, but since they remain a very secretive Secret Admirer, it's the only way I can tell them of my feelings. Hey, did you see that they think I'm sticky sweet? Is that sticky sweet like in the Def Leppard song? "I'm hot, sticky sweet, from my head down to my feet." Anon, you make me blush! Or is it stick sweet in a goody-two-shoes, Pollyanna kind of way? Hahaha! I can honestly say I don't think anyone has ever called me a goody-two-shoes! You all know how shy and retiring I am, never wanting to speak my mind or do anything that would rock the boat. [wink]

How about a poll? Tell me what you guys think!

19 comments:

  1. So glad your fickle reader is back, NOT :o)

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  2. Awww isn't it sweet your Trolls cares so much about you, you called to him when you wrote the "Batshit" and hey presot he came running...too funny.

    Yasmin
    xx

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  3. Man, you used some good comparitive statements up there describing how you 'missed' Anon ... dag, a couple of the were really good! I could use stuff like that for some of the sticky sweet stuff I write!

    Anywho, cool poll!

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  4. You're sticky sweet in that raunchy def leppard kind of way. Heeheee...don't deny it. Although the word 'batshit' makes me laugh.

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  5. You throw Def Leppard up there, and you know which way my vote goes.

    I'm happy to see your troll has returned. Let's ruin the fucktard's Christmas.

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  6. i am so offended for you. fucktard is good, tell dan i might have to put that into my verbiage.


    of course it must be the def lep way, as you wrrraaaaccckkkk!

    send the poor bastard my way. i have two weeks off and a ton of pent of wit and pist to offload.

    ps. people without balls annoy me to know end. if you have something to say stand up and say it, but also stand by your words. to me, anonymous is synonymous with puss-ass.

    and thats all i got to say about that.

    xxalainaxx

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  7. no end. i just woke up and need coffee.

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  8. Hi Beth,
    How exciting. Anon is back. Are we absolutely, 100% sure it's the same Anon ... or is it possibly just a cheap imitation?
    Best,
    Marty

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  9. What makes me laugh is your going to bed time is my getting up time. Just like in the hospital when you say we havent seen Mr/Ms.so and so for a while, poof they appear.

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  10. Okay, I picked batshit crazy. I was lingering over the choices and of course managed to click the one that I didn't intend. However, after giving it some thought, I'm thinking that perhaps my subconscious made the right selection. I'm pretty certain that I'm batshit crazy and I like the idea of having a witty, intelligent person like yourself in the same category with me. So, let's just be batshit crazy together forever!

    BTW, Anon should consider a name change to something less common.

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  11. I thought you took away the anon option on your comments after the last time? Shame Shame for letting her back into the lovely domain that is nutwood. ;)~ It's funny how in love with us some people become that they base their lives around taunting us with their comments.
    Love,
    Jamie

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  12. Is it me or does Anon always seem to make an entrance when Ken's away? That in itself is humorous as all get out, simply because your shorter than me and us short chicks tend to defend ourselves rather well without the hulking big guys we're with. Ah I admit like Sheria I went with batshit crazy. I don't want to be a party of one and it's more fun if your on board. (Hugs)Indigo

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  13. roflmao omg.i just hurt meself laughin.ho well,no worries beth,while she/he/it is slagging you off,the rest of us are safe.lol.take care,lots of love mort xxxxx

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  14. Another thought, if someone seems to be missing for awhile, perhaps they were incarcerated.....

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  15. Oh no not dumb ass Anon again!

    Hugs, Rose

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  16. gee, you get some jealous wimp who uses big words and all i had were mentally unstable females who used classy words like whale, fat ass, humpty dumpty, whore, and black eyed sloth. I have to admit that black eyed sloth was my favorite. WTH IS a black eyed sloth?

    you could write a book..i LOVE how genuinely funny you are. XO

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  17. I'm so jealous. I've never had a troll. LOL.
    Hugs, Joyce

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  18. I got the Def Leppard Sticky Sweet immediately. Love your answer to Anon...not to be confused with Akon!

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I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you?